‘Dough is Me!’ Sudden Closure of Absolute Bagels Leaves Upper West Siders DistraughtBy Gotham Rex on October 29, 2017‘Dough is Me!’ Sudden Closure of Absolute Bagels Leaves Upper West Siders Distraught Tears were schmeared across the Upper West Side this weekend, as locals were in-caper-ble of going to Absolute Bagels to Pump-a-nickel into